My Favorite Drugs

[Sung to My Favorite Things]

Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers

Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars

Reds and peyote to work out your bugs

These are a few of my favorite drugs.

Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout

Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out

Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs

These are a few of my favorite drugs.

Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys

Users of heroin, often called junkies

Methadone helps then to stop being thugs

Takes them off one of my favorite drugs.

On a bad trip

When the cops come

When I lose my head

I simply take more of my favorite drugs

And then I just go to bed.